What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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