so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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