escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
