i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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