bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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