I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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