What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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