there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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