Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
As shirtless as possible
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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