how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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