well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
