shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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