I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
