i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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