So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I AM VODKA MAN
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Do plants get herpes?
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