lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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