Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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