I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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