you didnt know i had herpes?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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