Sponge bath it is.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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