I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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