I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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