I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
if only i could text you this smell
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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