How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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