the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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