garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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