I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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