I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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