as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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