Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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