super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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