Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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