Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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