he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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