i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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