Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
just come out here and I will go home with you...
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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