I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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