i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
