Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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