fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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