Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
false alarm. still invincible.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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