i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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