I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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