she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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