White coat. Heels.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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