She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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