That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Randomize
