I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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