YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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