I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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