so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
People in love make me want to vomit
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I want to be your penis for a week.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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