life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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