I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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