Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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