He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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